The Mammoth book of insults

The Twat Files: A life of mistakes - No regrets

Dawn French

Shit Happens So Get Over It Uplifting Quotes for Bad Days

Summersdale

The Little Book of Dad Jokes So Bad They're Good

Hippo! Orange

Merry Christmas You Cunt!

Sir Minge

The Little Book of Shit

Summersdale

The little book of foreign swear words

Dad Jokes

Dad Says Jokes

Scorn

Shit Happens Get Over It

Dirty Limericks

I Can't Believe You Just Said That!

Danny Wallace

Parsnips, buttered

Joe Lycett

Football Cliches

Adam Hurrey

Only Dull People Are Brilliant At Breakfastassics

Oscar Wilde

Anecdotes of the Cynics

Shakespeare Insult Generator

Barry Kraft

Quotes Every Man Should Know

Nick Mamatas

The Wit & Wisdom of Tyrion Lannister

George R. R. Martin

Someone has to set a bad example

Terribly English

How to Swear Around the World

Jason Sacher

Big Book of Football's Funniest Quotes

Adrian Clarke

Fantastic Fables

Ambrose Bierce

Anger management for beginners

Giles Coren

The Serious Guide to Joke Writing

Sally Holloway

Black Sheep and Lame Ducks - The Origins of Even More Phrases We Use Every Day

Albert Jack

Dirty Jokes Every Man Should Know

Doogie Horner

Pickups & Come-ons

Knock Knock

Excuses and Lies

Knock Knock

Red herrings and white elephants

Jack, Albert

The wit and wisdom of Discworld

Terry Pratchett

Oxford Dictionary of Modern Quotations

Elizabeth Knowles

Is it just me or is everything shit?

The Funniest Thing You Never Said The Ultimate Collection of Humorous Quotations

Rosemarie Jarski

The Oxford Dictionary of Quotations

Elizabeth M. Knowles

The Complete Book of Practical Proverbs and Wacky Wit

Vernon K. McLellan

A Dictionary of Philosophical Quotations

A. J. Ayer

The Doubter's Companion A Dictionary of Aggressive Common Sense

John Ralston Saul

The Penguin Dictionary of Modern Humorous Quotations

Fred Metcalf

The meaning of Liff

Douglas Adams