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Crap Lyrics

Paperback • 2009 • English

Crap Lyrics

By Johnny Sharp

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About the book

Even the greatest songwriters (and Spandau Ballet) have had the odd bad day at the office. Or more likely, a bad few minutes in the studio toilets scribbling the first words they can think of on the back of their tranquiliser prescription shortly before the vocal has to be recorded. Johnny Sharp has trawled half a century of lyrics to find the funniest examples of crippled couplets, outrageous innuendo, mixed metaphors, shameless self-delusion, nefarious nonsense and flagrant filth. Not to menti...Show more

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ISBN

9781906032593

Publisher

Portico

Published year

2009

Language

English

Original title

Crap Lyrics

Format

Paperback

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